Learn Japanese in One Easy Shirt
Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But… you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling.
You probably have heard that Japanese is a difficult language to master… however we have it on good authority from Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) that Japanese is easier to learn than Leetspeak. Timmy speaks Japanese and Leet perfectly… but sadly we can’t seem to understand his English. Here is the secret skinny from Timmy; many handy Japanese words are actually borrowed from English but changed slightly to match the syllable sounds of the Japanese language. Now take a closer look at the Japanese for Beginners shirt. It provides all the useful Japanese words you may need in an easy to pronounce and accurate format. Amazing eh? Don’t thank us, just send lots of Japanese biru… and remember the Japanese word for “food” isn’t “foodu” it’s “tabemono”.
100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in blue dusk with handy Japanese language guide on the front.
Be wary!
Featuring a bizarre image of a man touching a woman on a train, it warns you to “Beware of Perverts” (Chikan chuui), with “Dangerous Persons are in this Area” below. A truly bizarre message and image that will cause confusion and funny reactions among Japanese who see it.
100% cotton heavyweight heather grey tshirt.
Shut up and show your spirit!
Whether you went to college or not (or “university” as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn’t matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you’ll find a way to show it. Well, we’ve teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit.
STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, we’re encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact it’s free. There are no books to buy, and since there’s no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think you’ll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be.
100% cotton 1×1 rib babydoll in Navy blue. “STFU” and “Subsiste Sermonem Statim” printed on the front with a strangely-gagged mascot in white, orange, and blue. There is a ‘distressed’ effect on the whole design for maximum University appeal. For the non-Latin-inclined, the motto translates to “Stop Talking Now.” And, of course the year the University was founded is 1337.
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